I really thought I'd stumbled up on another joke thread. Like another poster, first I shat, then I giggled. I think I started chuckling pretty hard when I got to the hi-fallutin' farts comment. It made me reminisce George Carlin's Fart List. "The fiz, the faz, the fiz-faz, the rip-shit, the tear-ass, and the ones that go WHOOSH!" I still think George Carlin knew more about farts than that guy does about beer/ale. Gotta be one, somewhere, about EVERYTHING. Literally, laughing out loud, and explaining to the missus why.