Apparently we don't brew real beer

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  1. Semper Sitientem

    Semper Sitientem Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure that he’s is still out there. Sounds exactly like a guy on another forum I troll. Start reading his posts, I get a headache, things go blurry, I pass out, but when I come to Tommy Boy is on the TV so I’m ok.
     
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    Tommy Boy is magically on TV or do you put it on while you're blacked out?
     
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    my bubble has been burst today.
    thanks a lot for enlightening me.
    now I have a lot of bottles of 'fake ale' that I have to consume... but although I've been brought up to speed on the subject... I'll have to decide whether or not to 'enlighten' all my friends and family that they are not drinking 'real ale'. DSC02990www.jpg
     
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    Looks damn fine for not being a "real" beer!
     
  5. RalphK

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    Busy enjoying my non 20200921_181047 (002).jpg wheat beer
     
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    Smart TV so it knows when I’m in distress
     
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    I need one of those :p
     
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    I've taken to calling my first batch Hefeweizen a Nefewiezen because it's decidedly not a Hefeweizen. Turns out it's even less of one than I thought...
     
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    Well since that guy sounds like he was around during prohibition and prolly spent some time behind bars making "toilet beer", I think we should congratulate him for living so long and then tell him to piss off. I like my non beers and from the looks of all non beers you folks have been posting, I'll stick with the non beers. I salute all homebrewers!!!!!!
     
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    My take on this is...
    Cabbage farts ain’t real farts, they’re just country farts and we all know country farts is just aired out shit.
    Then you gots them high falutin’ farts. Them is REAL farts cause they stinks to high heaven, and only the best get to heaven!
    This guy don’t know shit.
     
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    We've had this kind before. Don't feed the troll and it will go away.
     
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    im pretty sure its the same guy who commented on a south african youtuber posting on how to homebrew proper beer,let me just double check ,cause that guy also copy/pasted a whole lot of discouraging comments on that channel.
    i did set it straight though,gimme a couple mins to double check.
     
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