You guys are "real" aren't you?

[Sunfire96]

Real = true

 

[Zambi]

I think I am real too

 

[GFHomebrew]

That's it I rekon were all real. What's that phrase "I Drink Therefore I Am"

 

[Ward Chillington]

Tell Jen that she is right!

My real name is Elvis, I live in an underground compound in Roswell New Mexico with my friend Jim Morrison and we are controlling her thoughts through the 5G cell tower on the grassy knoll.

 

[Dilbert Fizzwinkle]

EVERYONE here is a fignewton of her imagination!
Or something like that!

 

[Megary]

Wait a minute...How do we know this "Jen" is real?

 

[Nosybear]

That's it I rekon were all real. What's that phrase "I Drink Therefore I Am"

I think that would be "Bibendo, ergo sum."

 

[SabreSteve]

That's it I rekon were all real. What's that phrase "I Drink Therefore I Am"

Bibe ergo sum?
Latin isn't exactly my forte

 

[SabreSteve]

I think that would be "Bibendo, ergo sum."

This is probably right. Didn't see this before my last post

 

[Over The Cliff Brewing]

We are not real. We are just a bunch of yeast cells looking to conquer sugars once the heat has beat the grains to a pulp. Nope...we are not real.

 

[Nosybear]

Elgoog told me it was right.

 

[SabreSteve]

Wait a minute...How do we know this "Jen" is real?

How do we know @Craigerrr is real?

 

[Dilbert Fizzwinkle]

Elgoog told me it was right.

Your dyslexia is kicking pu!

 

[Dilbert Fizzwinkle]

How do we know @Craigerrr is real?

Anyone that would name themselves after car rims from the "60s HAS to be real!

 

[Nosybear]

I never kick pu without an invitation, unless I'm practicing my Taekwondo.

 

[Rudibrew]

and we

Tell Jen that she is right!

My real name is Elvis, I live in an underground compound in Roswell New Mexico with my friend Jim Morrison and we are controlling her thoughts through the 5G cell tower on the grassy knoll.

And we feed bigfoot small slabs of megaladon shark food while chomping our grapes on the mounts of olympus

 

[Nosybear]

...take the blue pill...

 

[Hawkbox]

My friend Jen was giving me the gears for spending time on BF, and a couple of FB brewing groups that I participate in. She said "you know their not real, don't you?"
So, I just have to check.

If you are real, please put your hand up!

Beep Boop.

 

[Sunfire96]

1) create bot program. have bots post somewhat believable beer-related questions to homebrewing forums
2) ???
3) Profit

 

[SabreSteve]

1) create bot program
2) have bots post somewhat believable beer-related questions to homebrewing forums
3) ???
4) Profit

You added an extra step there...
Phase 3 is profit you know?