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  1. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    I brewed today!

    When I believe that my integrity is being questioned, I confront. I will restrict my activities to the recipe area. No one has to be careful how they comment and I don’t have to be concerned about how I respond. Win win.
  2. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    I brewed today!

    This was my reply to a particularly insulting query questioning my honesty. Not my finest moment, but certainly not my worst!
  3. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    I brewed today!

    I have a very nice fermentation happening without being overly aggressive. My first farmhouse ale! Whodathunkit?
  4. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    I brewed today!

    First off it's not a thimble. It is five and a half ounces volume. Secondly, I am unaccustomed to having my honesty and integrity questioned. If I say that the resulting yeast foam in the cup is the result of one gram of yeast, then you damn well better know that I do not lie about something so...
  5. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    I brewed today!

    This is what one gram of kveik looks like rehydrated. Warm water, one gram kveik and four drops of honey. Took thirty minutes! This is why I do not use a yeast starter!
  6. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Random thought for the day

    Apparently you missed the part where I said “about the SIZE of a small cupcake. NOT a cupcake! Just sayin’.
  7. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    I brewed today!

    Well. I am brewing a five liter batch so my pitch should be half of your pitch. I don't know your recipe, so I don't know how much fermentable sugars you have. I do know that between the grains and the LME, I have a butt load of fermentable sugars for a five liter keg! So I figure that it is a...
  8. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    What are you drinking right now?

    I'm HOT! Beer's COLD! Match made in Heaven! The glass is from the Naughty Monk Brewery in Lakewood Ranch, Fl The beer is Hofbrau Oktoberfestbier in the 5 liter keg.
  9. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Random thought for the day

    Think of a fruit compote pie about the size of a small cupcake with a bit of butter mixed in. That should save you a trip to Canada. Of course, you could just download the recipe and make some! Just sayin'.
  10. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    I brewed today!

    I spent the weekend getting some grain and hops and that Kveik yeast(YEAST YEAST!). So right now I am brewing a Florida Farmhouse Ale. A couple pounds of Maris Otter, a pound of two row and a half ounce each Azzaca, Northern Brewer and Willamette hops. However, from what I have read about the...
  11. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Random thought for the day

    I live in a retirement village in Florida. The Newfies don’t like the nickname for Newfoundlanders, so we use it every chance we get! Especially during Shuffleboard!
  12. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Random thought for the day

    Fun Fact... Kveik is Norwegian for Yeast. So you are actually saying Yeast Yeast. Also, in Norway is a yeast infection a kveik infection? Either way, I is gots me some Kveik Yeast! Or Yeast Yeast! Just sayin'.
  13. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Renovation and Remodelling Craigerrr's Bar

    Ya gotta love it when a plan comes together!
  14. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    What are you drinking right now?

    That should be good for five lashes with a cold used pellet hop bag!:rolleyes:
  15. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Carbonating in a “Beer box”

    So that’s my problem! I’m pour and I have a bunch of co2 cartridges! I never knew!
  16. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Your top 3...

    I am laughing my ass of! I didn't laugh this much GOING through puberty! :p:p:p
  17. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    What are you drinking right now?

    Having a bite of lunch with a Dogfish Head Punkin Ale. A little too hoppy for my taste, but I never let a beer go to waste!
  18. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Dilbert's Supper

    When I was a little shaver, I liked to pretend that I was the Lone Ranger. My granpaw gave me advice that I have followed my entire life. He said that I should always be myself ‘cause everybody else was already took!
  19. Dilbert Fizzwinkle

    Dilbert's Supper

    I am of Polish descent. But a redneck polish southerner is kind of a contradiction in terms.

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