Awesome beer names?

Laughed when I ran across this one: Coal Porter
 
Ive got a light American lager called Markwiser. Not particularly clever, but you know exactly what you are drinking.
 
Just finished a brew that came out a full percent ABV over planned. It's naturally called, "What the Helles?"
 
My store beers are all Mentor themed, so if you visit Mentor, Ohio you can stop in my shop and have some.

They are ;

Headlands Blonde (Headlands Beach)
Plaza Pale Ale (Plaza Blvd.)
Cardinal Red (City Bird)
James ipA Garfield (Home of the president)
Lakeshore Porter (Lakeshore Blvd.)
Rt 2 Stout ( Main Highway through the city)

Some of the good names for my Homebrews are;

Bitch Slap ( Just an abrasive, smack you in the face beer)
Erie IPA (Lake Erie)
Ass Ale (Made for my buddy whose an ass)
Ernie Serviced Bert (ESB)

I say have fun with it!
Brian
 
...and it must be pronounced with a pseudo-German accent: Vat ze Helles?
 
So for the Kentucky Common can I use "Whistle through your Tooth?" Or even just "Foxworthy."
 
I brewed one with very high alcohol, after 3 nights im naming it "123 your out" because thats what happens lol
 
Nosybear said:
So for the Kentucky Common can I use "Whistle through your Tooth?" Or even just "Foxworthy."
<<< Good stuff right there


"Oh My Freakin' Gourd!" = Pumpkin Beer

"Rye-teous" will be name for Rye Pale Ale

"Beer Thirty" will be name for a session IPA
 
EvanAltman36 said:
All my beers have baseball-themed names, many Cubs related:

Crooked Numbers Summer Ale
High Heat Chocolate Chipotle Ale
Seeing (Eye)PA
SEA's (wife's initials) Berry Wheat 'Til Next Year
Day Game White IPA
8/8/88 Black IPA
Disco Demolition Double IPA
Pine Tar Stout

Okay, maybe not super cool in general, but they're fitting for what I do.
Nice to see a fellow Cubs fan on the forums
 
some of my latest beers, can you guess my mood? lol

Dumb Blond
Belgian Winch
Brown Suga
 
I have a B^3 Blonde (B-cubed, I'm an engineer, you know). It stands for Big Buxom Belgian. I suppose I could just call it B^4, bringing the "blonde" into the equation....

But then my Christmas t-shirt says (HO)^3
 
I have a Berliner Weisse: How about "Ronny and Gorby?"
 

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